Well hey Tumblr. All 20 of you are looking lovely today. I originally made this page for music, so here’s some music I made. I usually don’t post what I create but this is a special case because I made it with only the GarageBand mobile app. Technology is incredible. Feedback appreciated!
I really don’t think it’s because it’s 4am, this is the funniest thing on the internet. Bestcatgif.gif.
You intimidate me. Twitter I can just say what I want whenever, whatever it is. Facebook there’s no pressure to keep posting and I can say something hilarious twice a month. But tumblr it’s like I gotta keep it up and legitimately be funny or interesting, and I’m not.
Do you have wax paper?
No
Why not? Don’t you have a home?
I don’t have any, I’m not a butcher.
Why aren’t you a baker?
I have plastic wrap.
Plastic. Rap.
-actual conversation between beatz and kelsey
